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I don’t usually believe in ripping off others’ posts, but lets face it, I’m desperate for some content. I mean, come on, I used to be at the top of the world, writing interesting posts (at least I liked them) and updating my blog every few days. But now, I have been reduced to a mere ghost; a breath in the night; an aromatic Cold Stone shop you and your friends pass by and wonder where that tasty fragrance was coming from and why it left your nostrils so quickly. I envy Billy and his bloody blog ranking (he is at 23,664, while I am at the pitiful 445,309). At least he has a ways to go till he reaches number 1 (held by engadget by the way)…

Anyways, on with the stealing…The tallskinnykiwi posted about a new site that I thought I’d post here as well, since perhaps some of you don’t regularly read TSK.

If you have ever questioned whether you are saved or not, you can now rest assured. Born-Again-Christian.info has us sinners covered and provides us the sinners prayer so you can finally “be certain you are really Born Again, and forever assured of your Salvation.”

Please make sure that you all “Eat God’s word” and sign up for the “Salvation Newsletter”. I am sure that God will be happy that we have all done so. Oh, and Billy, you better watch out, I hear that you like the Harry Potter stories, your blog ranking might begin to fall (Doing a dance inside my head right now!).

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  1. Wow-a-we-wa. If I don’t go to hell for reading HP, It appears I’ll go for reading the NLT. (New Living Translation.) Crazy.

  2. Chick tracts. Are you kidding me? They’re still around? God help us all.

  3. You better shape up then Billy. That’s two strikes against you.

  4. You bet your sweet WWJD bracelet they are still around. I actually got given one from a houseless man that I know in SB who said that someone over by a coffee shop owned by christians gave it to him.

  5. envy kills creativity. so do bible trax.

    be released and contribute a poem!! yes, you!

    http://www.onevoicetoendslavery.com/arts.html

    really… do it

  6. Good post, Ryan… I miss reading your blog but your rip-offs are just as good… keep them up!

  7. Suzanna, I’m not very good at poetry. I read your poem on your site today and it was really good…something I dont think I could write. I do plan on going to the onevoicetoendslavery event though…

  8. Thanks Kristin. I can always count on you to make me feel good!

  9. hope to see you!

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